Ronald Reagan's 23rd Psalm
Reagan is my shepherd.
I shall not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my doubt in the Republican Party
He guideth me to the path of Unemployment for the Party’s sake
I do not fear evil for thou art against me.
Thou Anointest my wages with freezes so that my expenses runneth over my income.
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow the Republican Party
and I shall live in a Rented House forever.