The Lord's Prayer
A Newspeak Version


Our universal chairperson in outer space,
your identity enjoys the highest rating on a prioritized selectivity scale.

May your sphere of influence take on reality parameters;
may your mindset be implemented
on this planet as in outer space.

Allot to us at this point in time and on a per diem basis,
a sufficient and balanced dietary food intake,
and rationalize a disclaimer against our negative feedback
as we rationalize the negative feedback of others.

And deprogram our negative potentialities,
but desensitize the impact of the counterproductive force.

For yours is the dominant sphere of influence,
the ultimate capability and the highest qualitative analysis rating,
at this point in time and extending beyond a limited time-frame.

OVER.


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Last revised on 29 August 2007.