Advice to a Young Author First begin Taking in. Cargo stored, All aboard, Think about Giving out. Empty ship, Useless trip! Never strain Weary brain. Hardly fit, Wait a bit! After rest Comes the best. Sitting still, Let it fill; Never press; Nerve stress Always shows Nature knows. Critics kind, Never mind! Critics flatter, No matter! Critics curse, None the worse! Critics blame, All the same! Do your best. Hang the rest! Arthur Conan Doyle